I believe that the U.S.A. is the greatest country in the world.
I’m a neat freak.
I am a smart-ass careless deviant sometimes.
I don’t like eating food with my hands. If there are utensils available I prefer to use them.
I sometimes eat french fries with a fork.
I’m concerned about the Global Warming, Overpopulation, and Pollution
I know a lot of things that people don’t consider important to their life but take for granted. For example, I know where the moon came from and theoretically there should be 10 dimensions in our universe
I don’t understand the intricate rules and strategy of soccer aka international football
I’m a firm believer in quality over quantity
I’m a closet 49er fan, and closet Trekkie
My sister is one of my best friends
I like putting Elmer’s glue on my hand, waiting for it to dry, and peeling it off.
Cuteness wins over hotness. But both don’t compare to brains.
Simpler is better
When I get a haircut, I don’t like it because it makes me look 10 years younger than what I normally am.
I’m actually terrified of getting a haircut. If its a bad one, you won’t see me for weeks.
My biggest pet peeve is when people don’t use their turn signals while driving.
I have connected earlobes
I never really buy sunglasses. I always seem to find a pair in my travels or someone gives me a free pair
I am deftly afraid of needles
I used to be into anime
I am good at the things I do now, so instead of trying to figure out how to do them, I just do them faster and faster.
I like being clever and surrounding myself with clever things.
I thought that Grey’s Anatomy was the title of a porno.
If I get too relaxed in a situation, then that tells me that I’m not going fast enough.
I don’t mind when old people tailgate me. They have limited time on earth, need to get somewhere fast, and I’m in their way.
I don’t like asking for colored photos. It makes me feel racist.
It bugs me that the shape of a candy cane makes them difficult to eat.
My friends, my habits, my family, they mean so much to me.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
I used to like reading before I go to bed. Unfortunately I’ve somehow trained myself to fall asleep every time I read.
During a semester of college, I went more times to Ikea than I did to my philosophy class.
I think U2 is blatantly overrated
The girl from Harry Potter is gonna be seriously a hottie when she grows up.
I say “Bless You” every time I hear someone sneeze, even if they’re far away and can’t hear me.
I have discovered that intelligence doesn’t equal wisdom.
If I lost a sense I would choose to loose my sight, because it’s a liability. We respond to audio stimuli faster than sight anyway.
I’m astonished that the word “hella” is a pretty localized slang in California.
I am strongly against those bluetooth headsets. I think they’re so stupid looking.
I take photos of textures and patterns.
Idiocy is entertaining. Unfortunately.
I like weird smells. Gasoline, nail polish, and permanent markers being standouts
Favorite Star Trek Captain: Jean-Luc Picard
Favorite TV Shows: The Simpsons, Rocko’s Modern Life, Star Trek: TNG, Friends, 30 Rock, The Walking Dead, Frasier, Top Gear, The Venture Bros.
I’m scared of the ocean. I fear it because I respect it.
I go to Vegas on average 4 times a year
Bacardi 151, Hennessy, and Gin and Tonics are my drinks of choice
I get nosebleeds frequently
I don’t cry while cutting onions
Not really scared of spiders. Snakes on the other hand