History of Me (About Me)

    • I like math.
    • I think sleeping is a huge waste of time
    • I would rather fail at something that is different than succeed in something pedestrian.
    • I like dinosaurs. Everybody loves them.
    • I find female nudity the most beautiful thing on earth and male nudity the most laughable thing on earth.
    • Its Car-mel. Not Care-a-mel.
    • Randomness is next to Godliness.
    • I collect Absolut Vodka ads.
    • I am banned from eBay because of my get rich quick schemes.
    • I don’t like solid red Converse shoes because they look like clown shoes.
    • I like girls armed with guitars.
    • I coughed out part of my tonsil when I was younger because of an allergic reaction I had.
    • I don’t know how to skateboard.
    • I spell grey with and “e”. And I constantly misspell the word “colour”.
    • I don’t like the word “spreadsheet”.
    • I know an awful lot about the properties of concrete.
    • Kubrick is my favorite director of all time.
    • I like even numbers as opposed to odd ones. Consequently, my favorite number is 6.
    • I prefer brunettes to blondes.
    • I like my food cold.
    • I’m a tea person
    • I heart playing tennis.
    • I use expletives a whole fucking bunch
    • It’s cute when people copy the things I say, write, draw, sing, or do. It reaffirms that I’m probably doing something right.
    • I am currently enamored by Saoirse Ronan
    • I love leaving the country.
    • I believe that the U.S.A. is the greatest country in the world.
    • I’m a neat freak.
    • I am a smart-ass careless deviant sometimes.
    • I don’t like eating food with my hands. If there are utensils available I prefer to use them.
    • I sometimes eat french fries with a fork.
    • I’m concerned about the Global Warming, Overpopulation, and Pollution
    • I know a lot of things that people don’t consider important to their life but take for granted. For example, I know where the moon came from and theoretically there should be 10 dimensions in our universe
    • I don’t understand the intricate rules and strategy of soccer aka international football
    • I’m a firm believer in quality over quantity
    • I’m a closet 49er fan, and closet Trekkie
    • My sister is one of my best friends
    • I like putting Elmer’s glue on my hand, waiting for it to dry, and peeling it off.
    • Cuteness wins over hotness. But both don’t compare to brains.
    • Simpler is better
    • When I get a haircut, I don’t like it because it makes me look 10 years younger than what I normally am.
    • I’m actually terrified of getting a haircut. If its a bad one, you won’t see me for weeks.
    • My biggest pet peeve is when people don’t use their turn signals while driving.
    • I have connected earlobes
    • I never really buy sunglasses. I always seem to find a pair in my travels or someone gives me a free pair
    • I am deftly afraid of needles
    • I used to be into anime
    • I am good at the things I do now, so instead of trying to figure out how to do them, I just do them faster and faster.
    • I like being clever and surrounding myself with clever things.
    • I thought that Grey’s Anatomy was the title of a porno.
    • If I get too relaxed in a situation, then that tells me that I’m not going fast enough.
    • I don’t mind when old people tailgate me. They have limited time on earth, need to get somewhere fast, and I’m in their way.
    • I don’t like asking for colored photos. It makes me feel racist.
    • It bugs me that the shape of a candy cane makes them difficult to eat.
    • My friends, my habits, my family, they mean so much to me.
    • Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
    • I used to like reading before I go to bed. Unfortunately I’ve somehow trained myself to fall asleep every time I read.
    • During a semester of college, I went more times to Ikea than I did to my philosophy class.
    • I think U2 is blatantly overrated
    • The girl from Harry Potter is gonna be seriously a hottie when she grows up.
    • I say “Bless You” every time I hear someone sneeze, even if they’re far away and can’t hear me.
    • I have discovered that intelligence doesn’t equal wisdom.
    • If I lost a sense I would choose to loose my sight, because it’s a liability. We respond to audio stimuli faster than sight anyway.
    • I’m astonished that the word “hella” is a pretty localized slang in California.
    • I am strongly against those bluetooth headsets. I think they’re so stupid looking.
    • I take photos of textures and patterns.
    • Idiocy is entertaining. Unfortunately.
    • I like weird smells. Gasoline, nail polish, and permanent markers being standouts
    • Favorite Star Trek Captain: Jean-Luc Picard
    • Favorite TV Shows: The Simpsons, Rocko’s Modern Life, Star Trek: TNG, Friends, 30 Rock, The Walking Dead, Frasier, Top Gear, The Venture Bros.
    • I’m scared of the ocean. I fear it because I respect it.
    • I go to Vegas on average 4 times a year
    • Bacardi 151, Hennessy, and Gin and Tonics are my drinks of choice
    • I get nosebleeds frequently
    • I don’t cry while cutting onions
    • Not really scared of spiders. Snakes on the other hand
    • I’ve cut my hand carving a pumpkin
    • I met my wifey while chugging a bottle of gin
    • I pretty much swooped in on her
    • Headbands and bangs are a thing I like (weirdo)
    • I like the Baseball
    • Favorite Car Manufacturers-Mazda, Jaguar, Porsche
    • Photography is something I highly enjoy
    • I’m a Tomato connoisseur
    • Calvin & Hobbes kind of guy
    • I always choose pencils. No pens.
    • Thousandaire

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