History of Me (About Me)

• I like math.
• I think sleeping is a huge waste of time
• I would rather fail at something that is different than succeed in something pedestrian.
• I like dinosaurs. Everybody loves them.
• I find female nudity the most beautiful thing on earth and male nudity the most laughable thing on earth.
• Its Car-mel. Not Care-a-mel.
• Randomness is next to Godliness.
• I collect Absolut Vodka ads.
• I am banned from eBay because of my get rich quick schemes.
• I don’t like solid red Converse shoes because they look like clown shoes.
• I like girls armed with guitars.
• I coughed out part of my tonsil when I was younger because of an allergic reaction I had.
• I don’t know how to skateboard.
• I spell grey with and “e”. And I constantly misspell the word “colour”.
• I don’t like the word “spreadsheet”.
• I know an awful lot about the properties of concrete.
• Kubrick is my favorite director of all time.
• I like even numbers as opposed to odd ones. Consequently, my favorite number is 6.
• I prefer brunettes to blondes.
• I like my food cold.
• I’m a tea person
• I heart playing tennis.
• I use expletives a whole fucking bunch
• It’s cute when people copy the things I say, write, draw, sing, or do. It reaffirms that I’m probably doing something right.
• I am currently enamored by Saoirse Ronan
• I love leaving the country.
• I believe that the U.S.A. is the greatest country in the world.
• I’m a neat freak.
• I am a smart-ass careless deviant sometimes.
• I don’t like eating food with my hands. If there are utensils available I prefer to use them.
• I sometimes eat french fries with a fork.
• I’m concerned about the Global Warming, Overpopulation, and Pollution
• I know a lot of things that people don’t consider important to their life but take for granted. For example, I know where the moon came from and theoretically there should be 10 dimensions in our universe
• I don’t understand the intricate rules and strategy of soccer aka international football
• I’m a firm believer in quality over quantity
• I’m a closet 49er fan, and closet Trekkie
• My sister is one of my best friends
• I like putting Elmer’s glue on my hand, waiting for it to dry, and peeling it off.
• Cuteness wins over hotness. But both don’t compare to brains.
• Simpler is better
• When I get a haircut, I don’t like it because it makes me look 10 years younger than what I normally am.
• I’m actually terrified of getting a haircut. If its a bad one, you won’t see me for weeks.
• My biggest pet peeve is when people don’t use their turn signals while driving.
• I have connected earlobes
• I never really buy sunglasses. I always seem to find a pair in my travels or someone gives me a free pair
• I am deftly afraid of needles
• I used to be into anime
• I am good at the things I do now, so instead of trying to figure out how to do them, I just do them faster and faster.
• I like being clever and surrounding myself with clever things.
• I thought that Grey’s Anatomy was the title of a porno.
• If I get too relaxed in a situation, then that tells me that I’m not going fast enough.
• I don’t mind when old people tailgate me. They have limited time on earth, need to get somewhere fast, and I’m in their way.
• I don’t like asking for colored photos. It makes me feel racist.
• It bugs me that the shape of a candy cane makes them difficult to eat.
• My friends, my habits, my family, they mean so much to me.
• Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
• I used to like reading before I go to bed. Unfortunately I’ve somehow trained myself to fall asleep every time I read.
• During a semester of college, I went more times to Ikea than I did to my philosophy class.
• I think U2 is blatantly overrated
• The girl from Harry Potter is gonna be seriously a hottie when she grows up.
• I say “Bless You” every time I hear someone sneeze, even if they’re far away and can’t hear me.
• I have discovered that intelligence doesn’t equal wisdom.
• If I lost a sense I would choose to loose my sight, because it’s a liability. We respond to audio stimuli faster than sight anyway.
• I’m astonished that the word “hella” is a pretty localized slang in California.
• I am strongly against those bluetooth headsets. I think they’re so stupid looking.
• I take photos of textures and patterns.
• Idiocy is entertaining. Unfortunately.
• I like weird smells. Gasoline, nail polish, and permanent markers being standouts
• Favorite Star Trek Captain: Jean-Luc Picard
• Favorite TV Shows: The Simpsons, Rocko’s Modern Life, Star Trek: TNG, Friends, 30 Rock, The Walking Dead, Frasier, Top Gear, The Venture Bros.
• I’m scared of the ocean. I fear it because I respect it.
• I go to Vegas on average 4 times a year
• Bacardi 151, Hennessy, and Gin and Tonics are my drinks of choice
• I get nosebleeds frequently
• I don’t cry while cutting onions
• Not really scared of spiders. Snakes on the other hand
• I’ve cut my hand carving a pumpkin
• I met my wifey while chugging a bottle of gin
• I pretty much swooped in on her
• Headbands and bangs are a thing I like (weirdo)
• I like the Baseball
• Favorite Car Manufacturers-Mazda, Jaguar, Porsche
• Photography is something I highly enjoy
• I’m a Tomato connoisseur
• Calvin & Hobbes kind of guy
• I always choose pencils. No pens.
• Thousandaire